Subject: FW: three mice in a bar... -Forwarded

Subject: three mice in a bar...

There were three mice in the bar, drinking and discussing who was the toughest.

The first mouse slams down a shot a whiskey and says, "I'm so tough that when I go to take the cheese from the mouse trap, that I let it go off.

Just as its about to hit me in the head, I grab it and do 50 bench presses with it." He slams down another shot and says, "That's how tough I am!"

The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "You wanna know how mean I am?! I'm so mean that I take the D-Con rat poison pellets, crush 'em up and snort it just for fun!" He slams down another shot and says, "That's how mean I am!"

The third mouse drinks his shot and gets up to leave. The other two mice ask him, "Hey, where you going?"

He simply says, "I'm going home to fuck the cat."