Subject: Cowboys
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Three cowboys are sitting around a 
campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each 
with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.
A night of tall tales begins.
  
The first says, "I must be the meanest, 
toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the 
other day, a bull got loose in the corral 
and gored six men before I wrestled it 
to the ground, by the horns, with my 
bare hands." 
  
The second can't stand to be bested. 
"Why that's nothing.  I was walking down
the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot 
rattler slid out from under a rock and 
made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with
my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked
the poison down in one gulp. 
And I'm still here today."
  
The third cowboy remained silent, 
...slowly stirring the coals with  his penis...